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22 July 2014 @ 10:07 PM

alittlebitofdisneymagic:

forgettingfilm:

saoritsukiyaori:

hatcadet:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME

ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES

ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM

NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME

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It got better

4 hours ago via raficha (originally claybabay)
22 July 2014 @ 10:06 PM

waitrose:

hand writing at the start of an exam

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hand writing at the end of an exam

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(Source: waitrose)

4 hours ago via raficha (originally waitrose)
22 July 2014 @ 9:52 PM
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

4 hours ago via sheepneverlearn (originally crusherccme)
22 July 2014 @ 9:39 PM

buzzfeed:

28 weird facts, because really, who doesn’t love random trivia?

5 hours ago via buzzfeed (originally buzzfeed)
22 July 2014 @ 7:29 PM

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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7 hours ago via epic-humor (originally save-spock-and-roll)
22 July 2014 @ 5:14 PM
thefluffingtonpost:

PHOTO OP: Frenchie from Above
Via pixel_the_frenchie.
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thefluffingtonpost:

PHOTO OP: Frenchie from Above

Via pixel_the_frenchie.

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9 hours ago via thefluffingtonpost (originally thefluffingtonpost)
22 July 2014 @ 4:50 PM

thefrogman:

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(Source: digg)

9 hours ago via thefrogman (originally digg)
22 July 2014 @ 4:50 PM

alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

9 hours ago via pleatedjeans (originally alvxandra)
22 July 2014 @ 3:40 PM

deersandtears:

i dream of tapping myself on the shoulder and telling myself everything it is that i truly want, the things that are truly unbridled, unswayed and unhidden by even a single cloud. this replays over and over again, i tap myself on the shoulder and i turn around to find myself pouring words out but i can never hear her, i can just see her mouth moving silently. she eventually begins to scream and i can see the pain in her eyes but it’s still only silence. it reminds me of the frustration of not being able to run in a dream no matter how much force you think you are using. i can’t hear what she is saying but i can see it sometimes. plain and clear. i can see it in the people she laughs with. in the eyes she stares into for too long. in the pace of her heart. in the films and stories she cries at. in the family she’d die for. in these moments i begin to realise that my hand is over her mouth and i have been silencing her all along. i only know this. i have somehow distanced myself from myself. someone isn’t going to come visit you in the night and give you all the answers. admit to yourself all the things that truly matter to you and don’t be frightened of them, don’t look down on them. be human for once in your life.  

11 hours ago via greatestreality (originally deersandtears)
21 July 2014 @ 11:55 PM

liamdryden:

absquatulater:

Sometimes I still mentally think “OLD AS BALLS” when someone asks me how old something/someone is. 

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(Source: rooks)

1 day ago via armeleia (originally rooks)
21 July 2014 @ 11:52 PM

kaliforhnia:

why is it the person that makes me the happiest also makes me the saddest?

1 day ago via marsbara (originally kaliforhnia)
21 July 2014 @ 11:51 PM
    me: *not religious*
    me: oh my god
    me: praise the lord
    me: thank god
    me: oh dear lord
    me: jesus christ
    me: good god
1 day ago via chickennuggetpower (originally dyslena)